A…………….If I were a bird locked up in a cage
D…………….I would then engage my plan to escape
Bm7….(4X)…And poop on your head.......A...D....E

A........................If I were a whale locked up in a tank
D..............I would pray for flood to swim out my way
Bm7...…(4X).......And poop on your head....A...D...E

A…………….If I'm an elephant locked up in a zoo
D…………….I would stampede and try to break through
Bm7….(4X)…And poop on your head..........A D E

A……........….If I were a tiger oppressed to do tricks
D….........I would try to escape and then I would leap
Bm7….(4X)........And poop on your head…….A D E

E...............................Listen to my plea!!
A....E.....…..I want to fly, fly, fly, to the end of the sky
D…..E............................I want to go back to my Africa
A.....E…....I want to swim and dive in precious waters
A......E.........But here I am being a show
D...................................Just doing tricks
E.................Oh! You're making me sick!

A…………….I'm a little lizard all day in a cage
D…………….You just let me out to show to your friends
Bm7.....(4X)....You call me a pet!..................A D E

A.....................I'm a little pussy, you had me de-clawed
D……………. 'Cause your sofa is too precious to be scoured
Bm7……………. (4X) …………….You call me a pet!..................A D E

A…………….I'm a little pooch and you took my balls
D…………….Now I'm just a guard always on patrol
Bm7....(4X).....You call me a pet!..................A D E

A.............................Listen to my plea, it sounds natural
D.......I must have my freedom or nothing at all. Or your must have
Bm7.............(4X)....................Poop in your head…………….A D E

E.....................Listen to my plea!!

A…..E.......I want to fly, fly, fly, to the end of the sky
Bm7................(4X).....I want to go back to my Africa
A..............I want to swim and dive in precious waters
A…..E......................Feel all the wind under my wings
D.........................Taste all the salt
E.......................From all the seas!